there aren’t many things i’m 100% positive about but i know for sure that i am never giving birth like.. that is not happening
*uses snapchat text bar to cover pimple*
"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via shroomfairy)
"Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You’ll sleep better."
Adam Gnade (via brooque)
"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."