My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

  • bae: did that satisfy you?? (;
  • me: is anyone ACTUALLY satisfied anymore in this economy?
  • smilesandvials:


This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.
    sluttyoliveoil:

a legend
  • Friend : I broke up with him
  • Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
  • Friend : We are back together
  • Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.
  • "If you want me,
    You need to show me.
    If I push you away,
    please just push back,
    and declare me as your own.
    Because I’ve spent my whole life being unwanted,
    And I need to be shown that I’m wanted.
    I’m scared,
    So show me I don’t need to be.
    And I will be yours."
    yogabuckyeah:

♥♥ http://yogabuckyeah.tumblr.com/ ♥♥
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    peircethebvbjackie:

    •BISEXUALITY IS NOT A PHASE

    •FEMINISM IS NOT ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN MEN

    •RAPE IS NOT ENJOYABLE

    •SEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE

    •ANXIETY IS NOT “CUTE”

    •EATING DISORDERS ARE NOT A BODY TYPE

    unitedlarry:

    when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it

    yogapath:

♥♥ http://yogapath.tumblr.com/ ♥♥
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    dysthymic:

Got my first tattoo today! It represents the end of suffering. While we will never escape pain we can choose not to suffer. 
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