It’s surprising that anyone could ever be happy. From the start, it’s all backwards. When you are old, you have to live in a world you created when you were nothing more than a kid. Whatever stupid shit you did when you were 20, you have to live with for the rest of your life. It should be the other way round.
— adam stanley (via iamadamstanley)
are you gay?
straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
gay people: hella
are you straight
straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
gay people: nah